Mar 2010
WHERE IT ALL BEGINDED
11/03/10 10:47 Filed in: March 2010
BORN at the age of three to confuse the enemy, Max first started walking backwards, in the
hope of retracing the historical Steppes.He soon learned how to teleport using a mirror and
a comb covered in tissue paper.He was educated at Eton, where Adam West loyally served
as his Batman.After leaving Harvard with a masters in debating he was stationed on the
DeathStar where he was awarded the CongressionalSausage Roll for services to oh! the
humanity. He trained under Mark 'Woody' Wood in the ancient and well-respected art of
free-fall stamp collecting.Unfortunately in a freak storm he lost grip of his penny black which
flew into the engine of a passing airline jet, which unfortunately fell out of the sky through a
conveniently located hole in the ozone layer,redefining the world in one strange twist of late.
Life would never be the same again.
The rest, as they say, is biology, so without much ado about nothing,
be prepared to be prepared.
Labels and Jumblemens,
Max Impact.
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