Remember if what you are looking for isn't here it probably doesn't exist within the realms of a possibility that you yourself have failed to realise thus far.
So may I suggest you keep looking or even better ascertain what it is you are looking for and then seek to achieve the greatness that you have within your ability and knowledge by having the confidence that no matter how important people believe themselves to be, they are just that, people.

Even the Queen does poopy.


But she does have someone to wipe ones arse...